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TODAY IS MY DAY ...

HEY! I rarely
dedicated to self-promotion ...
NOOOO, WUEVÓN!


But today I deserve ...
a day like today, centuries ago few decades was born ... coil aunt would say that: ¨ is the day of my 'birth `...¨ (could not sound more zonchazo!)

Finally, a big kiss from treintolandia ¨ ¨ ... LOVE YOU ALL
(even the dumb.asses!)

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As there is nothing else to do, MAKE UGLY! -Official motto of the CR-

I usually sit in front of the TV to entertain, this should be the role of the happy box with pictures and sound (yes, me too I have a box yet ... do not agüevés!)
is why 90% of the time consumption of foreign products such as: ¨ ¨ in HNL Showbiz Tonight, ¨ E! news ¨, ¨ ¨ and ¨ Chelsea Lately The Soup E! ¨ ¨ ¨ Late Late Show Craig Ferguson on CBS, some series and / or realities that do not follow closely but I see when I can, as: ¨ ¨ The Big Bang Theory -I-love Geeks, 30 Rock -I love stupid people Trying to make TV shows, as in Tiquicia! - , Project Runway and some others ... Of course, never admit that I threw all seasons Girls Next Door-to- original trio, much less that I keep seeing Kendra!, Or see war jokes ¨ ¨ Telehit ...
The reason to spend time on this nonsense is that if you entertain, do not say they are good, are fun for me!

introductory spoken And all this is simply more of the same ... complain about shoddy television we have in our homeland ¨ ¨ scabby past, involutive, irrational and absurd, but that is what you get, that's what's offered and nobody does anything about it ... So I bawled!




On Sunday I sat exactly 9 minutes to see All Dar ¨ ¨ and machine what a surprise! ...
TOSTAZÓN THE SAME DAY THAT IS PROVIDED IN FAILED BACK ... HAPPY SATURDAY Only
with different players and more money prizes Pa'Los (to bribe the poor wretch who, having nothing else to do on a Sunday, Trolier comes from Rincón Grande de Pavas, to see what gifts or Win!) , minutes I saw were sufficient, it is impossible to jump that Zambrotta snot stuck with one fell swoop ...

was Horrible!
had a mechanical bull, battered and nearly disemboweled, probably the little bull that led to the festivities because he was so Nicoya echopicha ¨ ¨, the pauper mounted on a swimming bull inflatable, you remember? as in the Chi.mamo ... (as in every damn program ever!) perch to which they pointed out and win a Dona which held about 25 seconds ...
What does it take? COLONES 200mil!
What was the grounds for such a sum? Having
complex tick ... good for her, but what a waste of money, without direction, without any mercy!

Then Glenda not remember the name of his companion ¨ Animation · (anima plus a Valium pressed with Red Wine in the opera!) and is directed to mae concerned, the fight, but the memory betrays those antiojillos not say anything and reaches into his script, but only complies to say - ¨ and continue to, with, with my love !¨... Diaye my love !?...

Y appears, SYMPATHETIC long ago, today we Rekem, Geovanni Linares in his role as no paper? and presents some of Carajillo calléndose videito allegedly were like ¨ The Funniest Videos ¨, but in this case were Furris Video ¨ The ¨ ...


Soon, they go to dance and are 2 pairs for the Salsa, a well catriniados ¨ ¨ and others in jeans, driving by Mauricio Hoffman ... OH! WAIT! That was the day before, on Saturday unhappy ...
BUT IF THEY ARE THE SAME !!!!! Ayot

With concursillos format and Fantastic recycled, Saturday Happy, A Todo Dar, The Chinaman and even Chungalandia ... In fact, I read in the column Jeannette Zamora, 35 years ago there was another program called Full Steam !?... Fijate what originality and freshness!

But not only in the past there A whole machine ... in Honduras is a program called the same and guess ... yes, it is also contests where there is money to make ugly

* The Bobito jumping, looking Pizar and this just gave me!

EN TICA ... now I agüevate!

Full speed will the subtle ways in which Channel 7 is finally kicking ass Hoff Don Nelson and his gang of senile Saturday ??

have some sense, because it may offer the same Pachot , but 200 thousand colones awards, people prefer to wait until Sunday and not waste time with petty Saturday ganecillos of 20mil pesos ...

... and see how popular proverb is true that ¨ in order to remove a nail requires other ¨ ... in this case, to take a wreck from the air, they cracked with a worse!

not give this crap to make fun!
Shame!

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TV BAILANDO or seizures??

OMG! You Have to Be fucking with me!

If there is something we must recognize Intrusion production is that they know very well how to ridicule their Bombete PRESENTERS ...

your contract has a clause that specifies read:
-Whenever required by the management, I agree to pelarme ass, either literally in pictures · summer sessions ¨, or, any stupidity they wish to submit. The frequency of my interventions in the script is diametrically coincident with the amount of bare ass, so that more bare, more lines semanANALES ...
grade (this is the week of narizGorden)

Neither STRIP.TIESO Robocop.Arbenz and could exceed the Mariaseca.Gorden making the PELYS.DANCE ¨ ¨ ...
Who Framed Farmache this bland brand acme long stretches, saying he could dance??

all started with a bet as lack of color and vivacity as the hairs false hanging from the empty jupas Banaz few who dared to be sent ...


* WTF! Shakira style?? Pulled behind nosed, Jeton! In what world that was belly dance ? What an offense to those who do dance, it is a discipline, not suitable for stiff seizure sticks ...

Minute 1:37 to 1:45 ... Simultaneous translation
"I'll smoke a cigar creepy to see if I calm down a little because for almost 2 decades have not danced at all, but even before sucking!
TOTALLY YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!

Personally I think something happened in the middle of presentation ...


* 0:56 on ...

Imagine that ...
At that time the music changes, the heat of the lights on the set against sequins and sheer panty rattling of chains, causing the fury of a pack of crabs (pubic lice) who mercilessly stinging attack on and a little more pa'trás ...
Then, in a desperate move and being his only way out, he could not get the hand and scratching as usual ... ¨ danz.harina · Board heels, trying to intertwine his ¨ crotch. area ¨, praying that the frantic and uncoordinated jerking shall fall to some of the troublesome tenants and others forced to stand with all garri.patitas of brown hair you have left, so stop itching ... Fortunately for
Gajo.rden the Banaz piecilla and were about to end ...
Arriving at those insolent lousy clubhouse would be the gelatinized with enameled and acrylic nails ...
And even crossed his rarely used brain ... · Quizen with a couple of peeled like this, let me sit in the main seat ¨ ...

GA.GOR * NICE TRY, BUT YOU REALLY SUCK!

to your chulovio ¨ ¨ Drew with 14 whiskeys, 5 diazepans thong · SPEED ¨ timba the wind and everything and that is 23 years older than you , swaying it had better! GABY
GO.HOME ... the new one ... the one your chulovio ¨ ¨ is paying for ... and next time you bet on Actually Can Do Something!

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* Dedicated a. .. Miamorcito, miamorcito ... ;)
Nando Style!
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THE love triangle thongs ...

Seeing a congressman embroiled in matters of silver is an everyday thing, but to see a senior official of a public service entangled in affairs of petticoats, but it has always been gossip, had never become ' `scandal public domain in the proportions in which we see the water right now ...

this Don Oscar Nunez, has to be pulling each and every one of the hairs that are left at the entrance, saw show ¨ ¨ which has mounted fuck that ¨ representative protocol and etiquette ", that even slipper has treated as a medium has been ... (see what kind of protocol!)

probably did not know Osquitar THAT HE GETS TO WILAS MIAD dawn and grabbed the 2 that is not one, none is a wila but behave as such, an up metiéndosele nose and one count when snogging ... as wilas of cole ... and well, in fact, the behavior of Quiceañeras (for the third time!) Aqua-tonic, playing all I can ¨ ¨, also gives rise to the challenge ...
Will he be able to manage water in the country,
when you can not control or those two clips??
Undoubtedly, the exdi.puta.dita must have offered some extra incentive, ¨ ¨ for some plus Don Nunez returned to her after pulling ¨ ¨ by a few days Christy Marin ... I suspect that a Culillas less cellulite and a little more enthusiasm in the necessities recamariles did the trick!

addition, since the beginning, the dew must have known that if anyone in this mundi.tico to worship the bomblets 'salirsh' on TV, airing whatever, dirty panties to anyone who dares tangle friendly or lovingly to her, Christy is polataza Marranín ...
Here Marran ¨ @ • apply more auctions, as well as by the behavior as pig snout walk open peladez counting how many passes in his imaginary social "life ¨ ...

It believes that being famous is called the Intrusion to 7 Stars and Extra Journal to count how many fart you throw in the face ...
(here we go one more Christicita ...)

thongs, LA CHANCLETUDA CHANCLUDA AND A MISS!

is said that a chancletuda reached an important position,
not know if it was by chance, by foot or by providing the covers, while
there changed her hairstyle and even changed the emphasis
but remained a wila immature, with a horrible taste ...

would Slippers, thongs came, nothing satisfying,
until one day, among its 56 ° chanclolegas ¨ excelled,
a slipper still married, well used and scrapped, the Carajillo
chancletuda was chanflechada ¨ ¨
slipper that would be your beloved ...

After a little "chancleteo ¨, the pair left her slipper, left
the helpless Alcaldeza
at the foot of the chancletuda came to give ...
lived together and apparently happy, but
slipper still restless,
looking for someone more fit!

In a catalog company of ladies
a miss- Chancluda find immediate hire ...
According to her did not like flip-flops, much less in white color,
but seeing that this bill was and the possibility of mounting
Things like that would bring back the lens and the mouth of the people,
gave his heart and mug and 4 winds of his ¨ Love · cried ...

So he miss- Chancluda interposed between chancletuda
and wiry thong ... but lasted little adventure, because
Carajillo chancletuda more, but more courageous ...
and while playing chancluda miss-lady,
rolled chancletuda the best bed ...

FIN

Credits:
* The role of ...... Chancletuda former deputy!
Chancletuda means sloppy, shuffling walking.
* The role of Chancluda ......... the re.bombeta and former Picture 2010!
Chancluda means ordinary person with little education.
* The role of Chancleta .......... AyA the executive who manages the water so far, could try to clean both around shitty!


PS
I forgot to mention that the Christy says that now it pulls to Spain to study ... remember that a year ago came out with the same spoken just as Marisol Soto kick your ass as a friend ... coincidence? or custom? ... Perhaps since then, every time the bat Marín mental trip across the pond ...
-POOR THING, a petty Fluoxetine Prozac or perhaps would work better and less ridiculous!

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UGLY TREND ... REALLY UGLY SHOES ... JELLY SHITS!

always the same stick ... Coco is already
his ¨ sorry I have not written ¨ ... blah-blah! This time I
hat worth excuses ... I just felt like writing anything ... Uh!

Until I remembered, ¨ as a thousand years ago I have not a post of my beloved shoes ¨, I looked here, looked there ... and I had the worst impression of life, when TOTAL LACK OF TASTE, CLASS, STYLE has been the form of shoes and now want to introduce as the major trend ...

At what point the world has been uncovered zapatil soles and believed that some shit made in plastic and / or PVC are amazing fashion ¨??

I must say that was the disappointment of seeing life as those 5 tiles shoes sold throughout Central Avenue, the same that look like a nest in half transparent colorful and resemble a bare foot ... unsightly and potentially smelly sandals now make their rounds through the world of the designers!

course, the very intellectual and they named them ¨ ¨ Jelly Shoes as not to sound like ¨ polo Miura, Bilsa or KamLung ¨ ... I detest more than brand seem to be scary ... But, judge for yourself @!

* Roberto Cavalli



* Ralph Lauren *
Nanette Lepore

* Missoni

* Jimmy Choo

* Diane Von Furstenberg



* Gucci *
Ferragamo

* Chanel
* Burberry


* Armani


Can you believe this shit??
* 100% harmful to your feet and your style!


Updated:
is not true that I felt like writing ... I could not!
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BLAST FROM THE PAST - THE PAST

I went to ride!

was remembering the early 90's, with its melodious pieces that were a mix of the powerful voices of R & B and dance sounds of dance and eurodance, was a good move that was arguably the DISC evolution ...


* AO! Breathtakingly beautiful, breathtakingly false!

One group I remember most is Black Box and decided I wanted to know more of them, because at that time the only contact with music was through Hi Youth (excellent program ... because there was nothing else!) and Radio One or 103, or had no information !

Black Box was an Italian who hit some very, very good pieces in the early 90's, but the group started in the 80's ...
were worthy representatives of the genus HOUSE in its rudimentary beginnings, with lots of melody and a very powerful female voice that no doubt caused only get up to dance!


* Trannylicious beauty!

Interestingly that voice so powerful and contagious, belongs to Martha Wash a great singer for his big appearance plus.size ¨ ¨ Never transcended in videos and live performances (ie is totally new to me!) , he always was replaced by the slender model of the video, whose work was seen divine and lip-synch on Wash tracks.

Unfortunately for Martha Wash, this never came to light as if it happened to Milli Vanilli , who at 90 won a Grammy later they returned because they are not interpreters of success, with serious consequences of public condemnation and the suicide of Rob Pilatus in 98 (do yourself a apellidillo!)


* Nothing to do this video with the story of Martha Wash and Black Box, I know, but OMG! These 2 were certainly my first fantasy sexual! Pilatus was clear eyes! UNFORGETTABLE!

However, returning to the previous roll, the law if they knew about the condition of Martha Wash, the original singer of the successes of Black Box, as she claimed her credit in all productions of the group in which participated and were granted.

Although not his image associated with the songs, but hey, that's something, some successes and we never knew he played Wash:
I do not know anybody else , Fantasy, Strike It Up Everybody Everybody and which you saw the commercial video, but if you're intrigued as to me, see Martha Wash interpreting it, this is your version ...


* ODE TO AN UNKNOWN DIVA! MARTHA WASH
YOU ROCK!

Although the first success was Black Box Ride on Time in 1988, it was not sung by Martha Wash, was remixed by Lolette Holloway voice to be successful in the 70's called Love Sensation, which resulted Ride on Time and Good Vibrations ...

The latter was the success that was released to Mark Wahlberg, the actor who has been nominated to Oscar, but who in his tumultuous past was a gang member, was in jail and was part of New Kids on the Block, with his brother Donnie, but soon left the group to become Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch ...


* This video has nothing to do with the history of Wash, but those abs and those pecs are worth seeing again and again!

And to conclude with the story of Martha Wash and powerful voice, she not only participated in the productions of BlackBox, in the same period, 1990-1991, recorded Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) to C + C Music Factory , Piezon representative of the 90's which it did not get credit until they sued!

However, as with Black Box, this does not transcended and the piece continued to maintain in the video credits Zelma Davis, who did sing that well, but this piece just made the lip-synch. ..


* Buena rola, but bad note with the Gordis, always the 'dock'!
** I have a whole hidden history about C + C Music Factory and a presentation made in Tiquicia ... what memories!

Conclusions:

1. It's good to know Martha Wash and this post to give some credit to always be removed ...

2. The 90's had good music, many tricks and a whole generation of Lycra cajudos in jumping from one side to the other pioneers of such Current beach ...

3. The post made me long for the amount of parts that could be mentioned at that time ...

4. If you're half roc @ like me, you remember some ... if not, steps 1 cagad @ and all I remember is a Britney Spears belly peeling in Baby one more time ... ew!

5. 90'S RULED!

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Sara Carbonero and "Shut your mouth"

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they are riding with Sara Carbonero, colleagues and the person who has been in the spotlight in recent months, particularly since it announced its relationship with the goal Iker Casillas. I must clarify that I met just Sara in my wide stage in the sports daily Marca, which is why these lines do not move from the friendship, but only from the incredulity that has one to see how he is guilty of a professional journalist for almost everything that we This is why the deputy director of sports Tele 5 will also be the maximum responsible for the increase in VAT and the crisis that leads the country through such a Zapatero.
One, that the truth is surprising and unfortunately a few things, does not understand how you can mix apples with meninas and as there are those who dare to mix work and private life of each. Sara Carbonero is an excellent journalist with a stunning face that has known how to play their strengths to become a reference. During his time with Radio Marca the board thanks to its good performance which earned him and jump to the sixth with another short range radio. Nothing appear on screen, her beauty captivated viewers and in most cases was more in her pretty face in their good work before the cameras. Are the things that have this blessed country we live.
But of course, at that time his private life was not news. Sentimentally attached to David Sanchez, a piece of journalism that the same hit in the radio, which marks the style of TV talk shows, with their self-confidence and discretion. Everything changed when the rumors, would become news: Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas Together the couple of years!
From that moment, many stopped to watch a good journalist look at just Casillas's girlfriend. Big mistake. During the World Cup was already high with a chase up stories and more characteristic of a 'celebrity' that a journalist who just want to let him work in peace and bring your private life as discreetly as possible. Yes, they think, but Casillas's girlfriend is not a normal girl. And I wonder what that means disrespect him, that it become news when precisely she who must break the news?
Lo and blame the defeat of Spain to Switzerland was the milk. But what fuck it has to do all this? What fault has Iker buenazo falling in love with a journalist? Finally
criticism of the president of the Press Association of Masr, Fernando González Urbaneja. Noes "We're going crazy? But is not the journalists prsidente Madrid the first thing to bring sanity to this issue and ask for respect for a journalist, in this case Sara Carbonero?
In short, it is well that leave Sarah alone, happy and his private life and succeeding in their professional life or was it so difficult is to get into our lives and leave everyone to live yours?
By the way, I write these lines minutes before Spain will face Germany in the semifinal of World Cup 2010 in South Africa. Hopefully things will go well with Iker Casillas because if so it will not be news, otherwise we will have to listen to what that "Sara Carbonero blame." Enough of this crap please.

PS: An example of the lack of professionalism that is experienced lately are the comments that emerged after the defeat of Spain to Switzerland in World Cup debut. In the next match, Sara appeared in a book which put on its cover "Shut your mouth." Everyone said that Sara had prepared him to respond to the British tabloids. For error, the notebook he had given his fellow Tele 5, Luis Arconada Junior, son of the legendary Luis Arconada and Sara partner in South Africa that took him away from his native San Sebastian at the request of a friend easonense. This is only a sample to see how many times a lie make news.

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BLOWN OR GAY OR STRAIGHT, but exactly the opposite!

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Recently in Hollywood topped all the old walk Jupa poking out of the closet ... not all lesbians openly accept his ¨ ¨, but now it will come all the same to the taco only the tables!

personally do not see anything unusual, long ago seems to be a growing trend, and indeed, variety is the spice of, say, in the taste of those who dare, because undoubtedly be with a man and be a woman must be experienciencias COMPLETELY different ...

recently called my attention and worldwide, Cameron Diaz told Playboy:
¨ ... I Can Be Attracted to a woman sexually, But It Does not Mean I Want to Be In Love with a woman. If I'm going to be with a woman sexually, It Does not mean I'ma lesbian ... ¨
¨ ... I can not feel sexually attracted by a woman, but that does not mean that I fall in love with her. If I'm going to be sexually involved with a woman, does not mean I'm a lesbian ... ¨

To which I reply: Well said Cameronita does not mean that you are lesbian, probably BISEXUAL that you are ...

curious thing about this case in particular is causing much debate and The View questioned the veracity of that statement without giving chance to terms resources were devoted to saying that if you're attracted to someone of the same sex you're gay ... ERROR!

Unfortunately, that day Whoopi Goldberg was not in the program, she had had a more open view ... because in the end, sexuality is very complex and we can not classify in just 2 trends!

But back to Cameron Diaz, is about to release a film that has a closeness with another woman and is almost certain that this is part of its promotional, but not the first time he makes statements of this kind, 2006 stated:
"I had a major girl crush on Pamela Anderson. Still do-she's hot as ever-but she was my first. "
¨ I had a great attraction for a girl with Pamela Anderson. I keep having it, is more hot richer than ever, but she was the first ¨ ... (the first attraction to a girl or the first girl he was? Will always be a mystery!)
Although neither are a lot of secret romances with men, that Diaz has had including Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto, Matt Dillon ...

Cameron will

Bisexual? Actually, that word never crossed his vocabulary, perhaps because it is a label and do not like being labeled, I know many cases like this ... * No, not like this ...

I mean people do not like sex with a label proclaiming himself because, for example, are attracted to both sexes, however, establish loving relationships only with people of the opposite sex and feel sexual attraction for both ...

Or vice versa, establishing personal relationships with people of the same sex, but they may be sexually with someone of the opposite sex ...

Similarly, people may be able to establish both types of relationships with both sexes ... this is called kick with 2 DIVERSITY!

The truth is that every day there are thousands of other women ° celebrities "that would be attracted to openly accept both men and women ... Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Anna Paquin, Pink, Fergie, Alanis Morissette, Anne Heche, Madonna, Drew Barrymore and God knows how many more!

Note:
Gacha Lady does not count because we do not know if it's a lesbian!

EXPOSED TREND OR REALITY??
HONESTLY ... I GIVE A DAMN!



And in our mundi.tico?
Who will be the first to be sent from the closet?

Probably some culipelada · Model of thongs in pubs "that would want to be controversial ¨ ¨ and jump to fame bomblets ... that is, we are minutes of having an entire row invasion zorrescas bisexual! I can almost see the video revolution bisexual ...

Although a while ago we saw pictures of their intimate Anal.u amigui Vega and Eric Morera giving a Piquitos , as I pulled Berenjini tongue kissing another wila ... and there is rumored enough trends Bipolar bisexual Hanzel Carballo, especially the look of trucking, but nothing has been proven and the woman does not loosen the closet ...

Strangely, in Costa Rica is more accepted the stereotype of "The broken and mad crazy curling eyelashes", that a woman whose tastes the same sex to be a mix of both ...

While it would have to see what lies behind some Famosita ¨ ° and appetizers in years who some couples do not know ... enclosetado heartbreak or love?

Who do you think are in this line of fire closet?



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* Perhaps most ironic is that bisexuals are often discriminated against by both straights and gays! This is because the gay community in general, considered to be declared bisexual is a way to escape the social pressure that leads them openly gay. However, the straights, in many cases believe that the bisexual is a carebarro it 're looking to just get into anything!

... RESPECT ...